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101 ways to be anoying

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for
sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with
friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally
with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a
camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the
screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your
food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe
your grub."
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%,
extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers
running in all weather
conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's
what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle
helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation,
and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your
airspace."
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure
the listener it was a
"real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying
everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific
papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs
up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in
conversations, and see if people play along to avoid
the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your
backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider
person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in
accordance with
prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote
control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your
sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that you'll be
saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping
your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the
ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every
action in a nasal
Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the
people are green, and insist to others that you "like
it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire
FBI copyright
warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's
backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first
page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet
mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next
Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make
a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of
every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over
climactic parts of
rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and
simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and
reroute whole
streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random
spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal
Kennedy assassination/UFO/O.J. Simpson conspiracy
theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone
now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other
diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as
"Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of
your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells,
Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as
they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio,
and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping
on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done,
announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your
imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place
the cookie parts
back in the tray.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian,
affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture,
informing the curious that you don't want to fall off
"in case the big one comes."
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in
co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the
Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme
song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob
your head like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the
time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until
September.
83. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the
great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim
it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people
pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at
passing cars to see
if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and
claim the faster speed is necessary because of your
"superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant
"swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your
"imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem
doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and
then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter
something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see
a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty
times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front
lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and
"scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of
September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

53 Geek T-shirt slogans

Geek T-Shirt Slogans

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and
Press Any Key
3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot
faster.
4. 2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.
5. Computers make very fast, very accurate
mistakes.
6. Computers are not intelligent. They only
think they are.
7. My software never has bugs. It just
develops random features.
8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO
C:\PC\CRAWL
9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
10. <--------------The information went
data way ----------------
11. Best file compression around:
"DEL."=100% compression
12. The definition of an upgrade: Take old
bugs out, put new ones in.
13. BREAKFAST>COM Halted . . . Cereal
Port Not Responding
14. The name is Baud . . . ., James Baud
15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th
quarter, 5 yards to go!
16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah na!
17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand
in the corner.
18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit!
Stay!
19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT
command or filename!"
20. As a computer, I find your faith in
technology amusing.
21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
22. Backups? We Don' NEED no steenking
backups.
23. E Pluribus Modem
24. > File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the
etherbunny
26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral
available.
27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error
correcting.
28. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Reboot
Washington, D.C. (Y/N)?
29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
30. A computer's attention span is as long as
its power cord.
31. 11th commandment: Covet not thy
neighbors Pentium.
32. 24 hours a day . . . 24 diet Cokes in a
case . . .Coincidence?
33. Disinformation is not as good as
datinformation.
34. Windows: just another pane.
35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out of Memory
36. Who is General Failure and why is he
reading my disk?
37. Ultimate office automation: networked
coffee.
38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
39. Shell to DOS . . . Come in DOS, do you
copy? Shell to DOS . . .
40. All computers wait at the same speed.
41. Definition: Computer: a device designed to
speed and automate
errors.
42. Press -- to continue . . .
44. Enter any 11 digit prime number to
continue . . .
45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient
voltage.
47. Help! I'm modeming . . .and I can't hang
up!!!!
48. Allwiyht. Rho sritched mg kebord awound?
49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1
to continue . . .
50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody."
Bill Gates, 1981
51. DOS Tip #17: Add
DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to
your CONFIG.SYS
53. Press any key . . .no, no, no, NOT THAT
ONE!!!!!

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